"Stop right there – I need to pat you down. You’re obviously packing, and we don’t need another mess on our hands."
"So it looks like you weren’t kidding. You know we had to feel you out, don’t take it personally. We get a lot of guys around here that say they’re serious about protection, but you never know until they pull out the heavy glass. The 8” Drawstring Tube is what we use. It’s got a padded interior, adjustable elastic drawstring, and full-length zipper. You can even match it with your other gear; we’ve got red, black, and brown in stock. Don’t go wavin’ that thing around the 10”, 14”, or 18” Drawstring Tubes. I won’t even begin to tell you what the 25” did to the last guy in here."