"Toughest kid on the block. Padded interior, zippered closure, no bullsh*t here. Want it in pink? That’s cute. Now get back to work."
"What are you lookin’ at? Did you really need to read the description? I told you – it’s a 5” padded zippered pouch. Scared? Why don’t you go crawl into the crushed velvet interior. We’ve got em’ in red, black, and brown. You should be happy we even give you a choice. Yes, your precious glass is safe with me. You look warm. Why don’t you go catch some fresh air with my bigger bros, the 6”, 9”, or 20” Zippered Pouch."